Random Philth

I figured we needed a thread for all the random Phil shit that's not worth it's own thread (fb posts without much content, selfies and other random bs.) Such as this:

Note that the "poc" is basically how Phil sees his self. To be more accurate it would have to be two white males. One says to the other fatter one: I think you should get a job. The fatter one walks away muttering about transmysoggyknees and eats a block of cheese while bouncing, squeaking and claiming victory.

 

So through his own inner strength, determination and power, the 'white' character achieves his goal without outside help while the minority gives up trying to compete traditionally and kneecaps the hardworking one while taking an aggressive violent stand.

Really nice way to portray POC as evil and violent phil. Really nice.

 

In order for it to be accurate the POC needs to be white and try to hit the non-potato's knee but hit his own and cry oppression.

 

Thanks fatty! It is a great thread!

Spoiler: Full Pic

 

Since it needs to be said early and often in all Phil threads, I shouldn't be looking at this while eating.

A bit more on topic, Phil's ink is aging incredibly poorly, this comes to a shock to the entirety of no one.

 

I figured out what the "Great Thread" is referring to, Phil used the pic as a reply to an FB post by his fave ogre Greta. Go check her page if you want over 50 comments from other autistic trans women sperging about how much they love maps too. Phil is busy liking every single reply LOL.

 

I wish ADF would lose that ugly nose-ring.

 

I Think this photo actually sums up his world view quite nicely.

 

Our fake Nosferatu transtrender friend's love of Antifa thuggery is typical, yet sickening.

Also, the tattoos are awful and Phil should lose the nose ring, he realizes he's thirty now, right?

 

You know how when a friend mentions a fond childhood memory you really enjoy they shared that with you and it's cute as hell to see and picture them doing shit at 4 years old. Like how he'd wave a stick at his teddy bear and call it "darth vader" or had an imaginary friend.

Phil has taken that, and made it depressing and weird.

 

LOL he's a map sperg

Also how many of his fictional countries are translatinx paradises that would never work IRL

 

I like how he makes Australatina sounds like some closely guarded secret that will lure Greta and Nina to come visit him. If they gave even half a shit they'd already have asked why he's constantly spamming his pages with info on it.

 

I'm sure that two people who have managed to mingle with celebrities are dieing to visit the tard cave. They can watch Toren get drunk, and Phil tape maps to things while handcuffed to a heater.

 

Why does ADF want Greta & Nina to visit? Have they ever visited before?

 

My assumptions, Great is "famous" so he can look important, He wants to spend some time with someone since Toren is probably passed out drunk farting in his sleep.

 

Yeah, I think he's alienated most of his old IRL friends and Greta's a (relatively) high profile person for him to latch onto. I don't think they're ever met in person though. IIRC, Greta found out about KF through Richard "Terra/Fire/Buffalo Bill" Jones. When Greta then started a crusade against the farms, Phil was an instant ally since he was a main focus/top victim LOL.

 

And speaking of Shrek, Phil's on one of her threads claiming he's stockpiling weapons in case the farms come back.