Sonichu Chrischan Sonichu shames bronies for blocking him

The wolf character is one of the OCs of the brony analysts, Dr. Wolf.

Of course, this brony OC agrees completely with chris (or magichan the sock puppet) who tries to shame the Bronies into unblocking him... like any sane person would do.

 

This Twitter block thing truly is the new blarms...

 

Geez...this is retarded even for Chris. So much for leaving himself out of sonichu. Now it’s a vehicle for his bizarre delusions and his whine fest.

 

Now?

 

Page 1:
Summary: Chris and Magi-Chan are married and in love in case you forgot. Chris is about to leave the house and is upset over the haters and bullies. They are visited by Dr. Wolf. Chris leaves for breakfast or lunch. Dr. Wolf asked if Chris is ok, she’s not. Magi-Chan says he’ll explain over tea.
Notes: Nothing super interesting of note, other than the amount of times Magi-Chan and Chris calling each other “love” and “my hubby.” Married people don’t call each other something cute every conversation (90% of the time, me and my husband just call each other by our names), but Chris has never been good at writing relationships.
Page 2:
Summary: Chris orders a fruit cup and 2 fantas mixed together with an energy shot. Magi-Chan telepathically tells his wife for tea and crumpets (AKA English Muffins if you’re an American.) Back at Chris’s house, Magi-Chan tells Dr. Wolf Chris’s problems, she’s being blocked on Twitter because shes inappropriate to female users haters and bullies.
Notes: Why did Magi-Chan have to use telepathy to tell Chris he wanted tea and crumpets (before my overseas friends ask, no. That’s not a word Americans use) when he could’ve just used his words at home. Chris also crossed out the word “my” and replaces it with “Magi-Chan.” Why Chris didn’t want to say “my Hubby <3” is unknown. Also, food service workers don’t care about you, your family, or what you eat, just pay and leave.
Page 3:
Magi-Chan uses an unnecessary amount of words to say Chris is being trolled on Twitter. Chris’s soul doesn’t want to be part of her body and people in our reality are disconnecting with their OCs. We need to reconnect with our OCs.
Notes: HOLY SHIT! Is Chris’s soul not wanting to be part of her body a suicidal cry for help? Also the disconnection of people and OCs is Chris’s way of saying the lack of merge is our fault, not hers.
Page 4:
Summary: Dr. Wolf echos what Magi-Chan said and feels bad for Chris. That’s it, this page wasn’t needed.
Notes: What’s wrong with Dr. Wolf, there’s a square over his face. It looks like Chris drew another face on a different piece of paper and cut and pasted it over the original. It’s possible Chris messed up his face and had to draw a new one.
Pencil before pen kids. Always do pencil before pen.

 

Looks like Chris saw that one episode of Futurama where Calculon says "amateurs like you do two takes -- I do one take" and took that line seriously.

 

You may ask whats the point of making a super cut of all the fail in only four pages, but come on, this is Chris we're talking about.

Spoiler: The autism

 

True what was I thinking? That’s been the comic from the beginning. Now the self-aggrandizing and delusions are just off the charts.

 

You mean, the same as it's always been? After all, even his Hyrule ripoff is named after his initials (RuleCWC).

 

The third page reminds me of one of Alec's calls. The one where he told chris that Asperchu stops existing when he puts down the pen, and chris couldn't accept that.

 

The call in question.

 

This does show that chris has had this idea of 'cartoons are real' for quite some time. Maybe even as far back as when chris was jumping around screaming that sonichu wasn't gay. It may have been chris's hatred for the gays, but chris also hated to have his comics interfered with in any way.

 

I think the seed of the idea was when he saw that Roger Rabbit movie. Later, and as the CWCki said, that Family Guy episode on alternate universes must've driven the belief home (we know Chris doesn't research scientific theories).

Then the Idea Guys and "Teen Troon Squad" further cemented the idea in Chris' TV-fried brain. So much so that -- as Marvin pointed out on KF -- he now looks forward to the Basically Promised Dimensional Merge to take care of his needs, instead of doing a Sweetheart Search (read: loitering at McDonland's) for the Basically Promised Replacement Barb.

 

You're 100% right. I forgot chris was influenced by Roger Rabbit.

 

There's a stage in a child's maturation, around two, where a child exhibits something called magical thinking wherein they believe their own thoughts have an impact on the world around them. It's amazing sometimes how Chris' way of thinking is inline with an actual child.

 

In a way chris' thoughts do impact the world around him, just not in the insane way he wants things to work out.

 

Very true. I mean, we are on a discussion board discussing his thoughts, so.....

Once again, I marvel at how you can translate this shit. Can somebody please teach Chris good panel structure? I can forgive the misdrawings if the panel structure was, well, readable.

 

Somebody teach chris... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!