Meta What If?

If the lolcow does get arrested for "returning suddenly" to "the temple" he spent most of The Life of Fail in, it would:

1: surprise pretty much no one who watches The Tale of Fail

2: result in endless continuances and possibly another long stay in the "Jail of Fail"

 

In an alternate timeline, this was how this shitshow ended.

 

Spoiler

It also goes that way in a better timeline: he didn't incest Barb, and just dreamed he was sentenced to the "Jail of Fail" instead.

But that timeline would still be a sucky timeline to him as he's still himself

(also lol at that shirt)

 

Just gonna say, Bolton wearing a clown shirt somewhat similar to Chris.

 

What if Chris was an X-Man?

 

What if Chris got hooked on John Madden Football and real time strategy PC games instead of whatever he liked to play?
and what if he was a combo of a jock and redneck?

 

What if the lolcow went "euphoric" around 2010 and became a stereotypical fedora-wearing "neckbeard" atheist?

 

He would be in the specal Ed class at the Xavier Institute.

 

He would probably fall in with the wrong crowd, do something really, really stupid and get arrested.

 

Chris would have been the perfect age to play Tecmo Bowl and then Madden. You know Chris almost never talks about sports and I wonder if Bob just didn't watch sports.

 

What if Chris was born in Europe?
*I know Europe is a continent. I just want to be very, very vague on which country it is.

 

Yeah, Drachenlord is essentially the Chris chan of Germany

 

What if every country has their own Chris Chan? Somewhat scary thought, I know.

 

And if that isn't the case, it certainly doesn't make America look good if only America could make a "Chris Chan".

 

a wrong of Chris chans? Is that the proper term for a group of them?

 

A cluster fuck chris chans.

 

A Chris Clan.